the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
WHO’S LAUGHING NOW BITCHES
FALLING HURTS DOESN’T IT
having to dumb down your knowledge of celebrities in front of people
having to dumb down your knowledge of fictional characters in front of people
having to dumb down your knowledge in front of people
having to in front of people
people
why do we always end up back here

“What if a weeping angel fell in love with a human, but she could never touch or talk to him, and just followed him around all day. And then, just once, she followed too close, and accidentally touched him, and this was the result.”
I never cried because of an weeping angel’s life until now
Eurovisions 2013 is over. And tomorrow, i’ll say i didn’t watch it because i know my country will be in the last 5… Like the last year, and the year before… and the year before that… Even if i thought that maybe with a miracle… Just one second… Let me dream… No it was impossible…Our song was shit… again…
I’m not okay when you give points to your neighbours and they’re not giving them back. Not even one. Even if our song is shit.
By the time Benedict Cumberbatch arrived… everybody was in on it.
[x] The final installment to the neutron cream saga.
WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC
WHY
Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.
castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
supernatural is literally a show where the bad guys are mass murderers and the good guys are also mass murderers
doctor who is literally a show where the bad guys threaten to commit genocide and the good guys actually commit genocide
Sherlock is literally a show about a bad guy who kills for fun and a smart guy who kills the bad guy then kills himself and that was not very fun.